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earl grey really put his whole pussy into his tea blend i dont know what the fuck a bergamot is but this shit tastes like men’s deodorant and it fucks!

as a habitual earl grey drinker i think “tastes like men’s deodorant” will stay with me for the rest of my life i hate that you’re kinda right

It tastes like the smell of a boy I wish I’d kissed in college, except I wasn’t ready to kiss boys yet, & I’ve never learned how to ask boys whether they’d like to be kissed,& none of the boys who’ve kissed me ever asked whether I would like it. I like kissing boys, but thank gods for the girl I love to kiss, & thank her for knowing how to ask

Why did you tag my earl grey tea post as sexual assault

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